| Secret Diary of Gil-Galad |
Disclaimer: I have put this off for far too long. *he
he* This is NOT I repeat NOT my idea I have expanded upon another's idea. I
recommend you read the diaries here
(the ones I have no affiliation with) before you read this.
The Very Secret Diary
of High Elven-King Gil-Galad of Lindor
Day
One
Got
pretty ring today, its blue and shiny and much more powerful than Galadriel’s
or Cirdan’s – Note to Self: Don’t tease the one who has the Ring of Fire
– my arse is gonna be sore for days.
Day
Three
Showed
Elrond my ring, he wasn’t impressed when I broke his arm to show how it heals
things so well.
Day
Five
Elrond
has gone missing, he doesn’t want to play Doctors and Patients anymore. Gotta
go and find a new “assistant” now.
Day
Thirty
Sauron
made his own ring, stupid show off, Celebrimor is not impressed. The ring is so
plain, it doesn’t even have a good name “The One Ring” what don’t
Orc’s have imaginations or something?
Day
Forty
Sauron
is using his ring to cover the land in darkness. I guess I better do something
about it. Elrond has returned and brought my old friend Elendil with him, though
he ran away when I wanted to show Elendil how cool my ring was.
Day
Forty-One
Seriously
hung over – need to use Ring to Heal myself. What did I do last night? Why am
I wearing a garter on my ear?
Day
Forty-Three
Isildur
came today, sobbing his eyes out over some Tower place and some Tree, said
Sauron took his tree-e-weeey, stupid baby. Gave Elendil sympathetic look as he
comforted the man. Discussed Sauron with Elendil think he’s getting too big
for his boots and they are BIG boots. Made an Alliance with Elendil.
Day
Forty-Four
Elendil
went to get his men today, had one last piss up to celebrate.
Day
Forty-Five
Hung
over again – Ring of Water really useful in healing. Found Aeglos and made him
shiny again and dressed myself in my battle wear – must admit – I look good.
Day
Forty-Seven
Arrived
at Imladris with shiny host of Elves and met Elendil’s shiny host of men.
Elrond rolled his eyes when I tried to convince them to do a small stage
production – who’s he kidding – he just wants the lead role.
Day
Fifty
On
the road again …. Travelling to save Middle Earth – that sounds so
melodramatic – still no luck on the stage production idea – I swear it will
dazzle Sauron – but no, Elrond wants to do battle.
Day
Seventy
Marching
down the river now – scenery kinda bland and boring.
Day
Seventy-Five
Found
Sauron’s army in Dagorlad and slaughtered it today (had a pretty bird on my
shoulder the whole time) and got to stab heaps of Orcs.
Day
Seventy-Six
Slaughtered
hundreds upon hundreds of Orcs today – Go Me!
Day
Seventy-Seven
All
was going well today we nearly had the Orcs beat, even Elendil was happy again,
that was until Sauron came out in his spiky rams armour with his huge mace
thingy – he was flinging Elves and Men everywhere – such a drama queen. He
killed Elendil! He KILLED Elendil! I was so angry that I kinda missed the spike
sticking out of my side – Elrond came rushing up to me and I convinced him to
take my Ring – stupid git he just gazed at it and said something about making
a haven for Elves and Sauron being destroyed – I wanted him to try and heal
me.
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